Ms Lx

I did something naughty yesterday.

I sneaked out of the house early in the morning.

Was not pretending to run errands coz I did have minor errands to run.

But it was mainly to check out Ms Lx. 

Saw her a few days back in some stores.

Such a looker!

Managed to get a glance at her. She was in white. Pretty.

Followed her a bit.

Lost her on the next mall floor.

This went on for an hour or so.

I know where she likes to be.

So I went to the shop she was likely to be.

I got bold.

I asked for her.

And she came forward!

All dressed in black! *swoon*

I took her home...

Now how do I explain this to my wife?